1. do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

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  2. pergus:

    so i watched scott pilgrim vs the world again last night and the fact that im still picking up on things that i never saw before astounds me, like in this bus scene after the fight with matthew patel there’s a fucking bokeh filter on the front of the camera so when ramona is on screen all the out of focus bits are rendered as little “x”s and scott’s bits are little love hearts but when scott asks ramona if they’re dating now there’s a little ding from the bus as ramona’s turn to hearts like omg

    the amount of attention to detail edgar wright puts into his films is absolutely baffling to me

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  4. admiraloblivious:

    shinobicyrus:

    queerpropaganda:

    "can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

    It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

    *makes raptor noises*

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  5. azogthekingofflowers:

    221cbakerstreet:

    Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit movie: deep, meaningful destiny to reclaim ancestral homeland

    Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit book: 

    image

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  6. mama-bird:

    coffeeandklonopin:

    coffeeandklonopin:

    carpe diem - seize the day

    carpe noctem - seize the night

    carpe natem - seize the ass

    Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

    carpe collum - seize the neck

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  7. for-shits-and-hiddles:

    autisticfandomthings:

    opalhonors:

    alongstrangeride:

    gettin-nakie-outside:

    equiroz:

    A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

    Is that… a frisbee?

    He just wants to play catch

    What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

    Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

    And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

    I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

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  8. transhumanisticpanspermia:

    kijikun:

    ollivander:

    DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

    Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

    SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

    (Source: arvidabystrom, via nerdiness)

     

  9. throwing-lego:

    officialunitedstates:

    FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

    image

    this is a giraffe

    (via nerdiness)

     
  10. ahsadler:

    deerypoof:

    Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

    I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

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