1. slussy:

    Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

    (via oftheninerealms)

     

  2. spookyphernelia:

    if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

    if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

    if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

    (via tinycoke)

     
  3. katiegeewhiz:

    I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

    (Source: neilaglet, via tessaviolet)

     
  4. garconniere:

    I really needed to read this today.

    (Source: pleasestopbeingsad, via princesswishes)

     
  5. methedras:

    this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

    (via tinycoke)

     
  6. transhumanisticpanspermia:

    kijikun:

    ollivander:

    DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

    Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

    SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

    (Source: arvidabystrom, via silntlikeadream)

     
  7. "For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all."

    (Source: l-o-t-r, via cafegradepoetry)

     
  8. To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.

    (Source: demoncolbert, via cafegradepoetry)

     
  9. iraffiruse:

    Combined Gifs

     

  10. dajo42:

    reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

    (via elder-alhoon)