1. rectumofglory:

    submariet:

    ladynero815:

    nudityandnerdery:

    casteilnovak:

    I think we need to clone him for future generations.

    Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

    Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

    Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

    (Source: zingari-mun, via nerdiness)

     
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  3. masooonderulo:

    madammadhatter:

    masooonderulo:

    when the abbott government makes us homeless let’s all become mole people n live underground and create our own government where the currency is those lil dove chocolates w/ positive affirmations on the wrappers and we only communicate via an innovative and emotional combination of rap n opera

    Australia are you okay?

    no

    (via audrey-writes)

     

  4. nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

    (via oftheninerealms)

     
  5. orderdesorder:

    miyazaki  façon  ART/DECO

    (via audrey-writes)

     
  6. godsgonnacutyoudown:

    bitterloveandsweethate:

    handpickedhappiness:

    kenneth-munster:

    This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

    FUCK
    IT’S BACK!

    OHMY.

    IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

    (Source: derpygrooves, via watchout4thethingbehindyou)

     

  7. meloooyellow:

    rjnewton:

    when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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    naujbaneste lmaooo

    (Source: rations, via frankmorys)

     
  8. piranhapunk:

    thehansoloist:

    These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

    ahhh how majestic

    (via tullysamson)

     

  9. I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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    (via silntlikeadream)

     
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